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September 30, 2006

From: Morton <279eziechiele@onlypornmovies.com>
Subject: Lean and mean is in!

Hey Firefox,

Being even a little overweight today can be extremely difficult and is embarassing for so many people. Today’s society expects men and women to look lean, toned and hard at all times. Tough standards to live up to! And mostly unrealistic. However, steady weight loss and improved self image are not unrealistic, at all! In fact anyone can do it, quite easily, including you!

8 Responses to “OK, we get it, there’s a memory leak. Geez.”

  1. reed Says:

    Haha!

  2. sheppy Says:

    That’s almost too funny.

  3. John Says:

    Does this mean I can play Runescape without having to resort to Opera[uses half of Firefox, 70% of IE]
    :)

  4. Steve Chapel Says:

    Firefox already seems lean and mean to me: http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=468525

  5. Mr Lizard Says:

    Tsss, Thunderbird’s junk mail controls need tightening up… ;-)

  6. Cozby Says:

    Clever.

  7. Step Says:

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step to fixing it. ;)

    Love the ‘fox, hoping this means continual improvement on the memory front. :D

  8. John Says:

    That is not a ‘real world’ test though:)
    Some may claim that Java..Or Apple..etc..are ‘faster’.
    Depends on thee situation, but real world situation is that once Firefox leaks, it keeps on dripping, eventually bringing the system to a crawl.

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